First of all, right about the turn of the century, some good Aggie students established an organization to promote aggie basketball called "the reed rowdies." They are alive and well, and should probably sue.
The "red rowdies" support rockettes basketball. I submit that they make these people take an IQ test before they let them represent Houston.
Here are some gems they chanted during the game that showed how smart they are:
1. Tim Duncan sucks. Anyone who knows anything about basketball knows that Tim Duncan is probably the greatest PF to play the game. To say he sucks is just dumb.
2. Chanting at Robert Horry "Houston Reject!" I'm pretty sure Robert Horry left Houston for LA where he earned more rings than he knows what to do with. A better statement would be that Houston is a Robert Horry Reject.
3. The Spurs Coyote came out disguised as a Christmas tree so he could listen to the rockets game plan during a time out. These fans starting chanting "gay tree! gay tree!" I have no explanation for why this is dumb, it just is.
4. After the Rockets had the game won handily, and I had had enough of them screaming and beating a drum directly in my ear, I got mad and reminded them that it was December and that the Spurs were preparing for June. They informed me that we lost to Dallas in game 7 last year. What that has do with our conversation I'll never know, but I did remind them that their team was watching that game from home since they failed to make the playoffs that year.
5. I asked them who had more championships, and they said our 1999 championship only counted as half because of the shortened season. I gave them a math lesson and reminded them that 2 and 1/2 is more than 2. Then they told me again that we lost to Dallas in game 7 last year. Intelligent.
After all that, I truly hope the Spurs and Rockets meet in the playoffs because it will humorous to watch the Rockets collapse again.
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All righty, caught this blog a little late but I think it is now time for one of us to respond to these "points" that you have made. You really shouldn't write about people behind their back, it's not nice.
The Red Rowdies
First of all, right about the turn of the century, some good Aggie students established an organization to promote aggie basketball called "the reed rowdies." They are alive and well, and should probably sue.
--Okay, sue us then. And are you sure alive and well? Ya'll say the very same thing about the Bench Bums and I feel as if I may need to call 911 at any moment. If you insist on suing us, please call 713-758-7351. You will know you have the right extension when they start laughing at you after you tell them the reason for suing us.
The "red rowdies" support rockettes basketball. I submit that they make these people take an IQ test before they let them represent Houston.
--Well aren't you a bright one to come to that conclusion!! Yes, we do support the Rockets as you support your Spurettes. The only difference is that we actually cheer the whole game, not the last 2 minutes of the game. I really do feel sorry for the Spurs because they have unimaginative fans who don't know how to cheer their team on even while they are at home. Lucky for us we don’t need an IQ test because none of us are Aggies.
Here are some gems they chanted during the game that showed how smart they are:
--They are a whole lot better than what ya'll come up with. The Bench Geriatrics only yell when it's a t-shirt toss, when they are on camera, or when the poor dears are having a back cramp for standing for a whole 2 minutes at the end of the game. Call 911!! I suggest this chant for all Spurs fans, "I'm quiet, I don't stand... I must be a Spurs fan!"
1. Tim Duncan sucks. Anyone who knows anything about basketball knows that Tim Duncan is probably the greatest PF to play the game. To say he sucks is just dumb.
--We are more imaginative than that to yell he sucks. Don't get mad because we are hating hate on Mr. Boring and his lack of showing of off his skills. And please do not call him the greatest PF of all time; have you not heard of Charles Barkley, Dave DeBusschere, Elvin Hayes, Jerry Lucas, Kevin McHale, Karl Malone, Bob Pettit and Wes Unseld? The only reason you have Tim is because you gave up and tanked a season to get him in the draft. Wow, cheating to get what you want - I guess nothing has changed (Tell Ginobili to grow a pair cause flopping isn't cutting it and tell Oberto to not even bother trying).
2. Chanting at Robert Horry "Houston Reject!" I'm pretty sure Robert Horry left Houston for LA where he earned more rings than he knows what to do with. A better statement would be that Houston is a Robert Horry Reject.
--Did you have some hearing loss from that game or are you just ignorant? Why would we say anything bad about Robert Horry? There are some players in the NBA that we will not touch out of respect. And if Houston really is a Robert Horry reject, please tell me why I can still spot him around town? Oh yeah, the man has a house here! Yes, poor Houston we are such rejects. It seems as if San Antonio are the real rejects. Beno Udrih, Hedo Turkoglu, and others have become better players since leaving San Antonio. And if you would like to bring up Steve Francis, Sam Cassell, and Cutino Mobley to name a few, well let's just say their careers are stalled. And if I recall, Steve Francis wanted to come back to Houston.
3. The Spurs Coyote came out disguised as a Christmas tree so he could listen to the rockets game plan during a time out. These fans starting chanting "gay tree! gay tree!" I have no explanation for why this is dumb, it just is.
--Do you really think we are that stupid to say something so controversial? If you didn't know we have a large gay/lesbian population in the Houston area and we would never say anything to that degree. We, unlike you, are creative and come up with chants that tell the point without offending anyone. And I really like your explanation for that, "I have no explanation for why this is dumb, it just it." Wow, did you really come up with that all by yourself? Our chant for Coyote is “Road Kill”. Now isn’t that lovely?
4. After the Rockets had the game won handily, and I had had enough of them screaming and beating a drum directly in my ear, I got mad and reminded them that it was December and that the Spurs were preparing for June. They informed me that we lost to Dallas in game 7 last year. What that has do with our conversation I'll never know, but I did remind them that their team was watching that game from home since they failed to make the playoffs that year.
--Do you not listen to yourself talk? You were mad that you lost and you brought up something that was out of the conversation too, the fact that you were getting ready for the playoffs. Yes we were at home, laughing our butts off at the fact YOU were at the A T&T Center crying that you had lost in overtime that game. How many boxes of tissue did you use?
5. I asked them who had more championships, and they said our 1999 championship only counted as half because of the shortened season. I gave them a math lesson and reminded them that 2 and 1/2 is more than 2. Then they told me again that we lost to Dallas in game 7 last year. Intelligent.
--I do admit that you do have more rings than us. On the other hand, it's funny for a team that's won a championship every other year wouldn't you think its time to go for a Back-to-Back title?
After all that, I truly hope the Spurs and Rockets meet in the playoffs because it will humorous to watch the Rockets collapse again.
--I would be looking forward to it too but due to the fact it's a Spurs off year, I guess I will have to wait for next year. In the meantime I would love to chat about the last win we had over you guys. Or let's talk about the loss you had against the Supersonics, you know the team that is 10-35? Thank you for entertaining us with your “thought provoking points” , Tia-Red Rowdies
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